Acting · St. Petersburg, Florida, USA · Born November 3, 1972
Bert Kreischer (born November 3, 1972), nicknamed "The Machine", is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, reality television host and actor. In 1997, he was featured in an article in Rolling Stone while attending Florida State University. The magazine named Kreischer "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." The article also served as inspiration for the 2002 film National Lampoon's Van Wilder. Kreischer has served as host of the television series Hurt Bert on FX as well as Bert the Conqueror and Trip Flip on Travel Channel. He is slated to appear in The Machine, a comedy film based on his life. He is the producer and host of Bertcast, a weekly comedy podcast on the All Things Comedy network. He is also the co-host of the 2 Bears, 1 Cave podcast with fellow comedian Tom Segura, and co-host of the Bill Bert podcast with actor and comedian Bill Burr.
TVFree Bert
2026
as Bert Kreischer
MovieBert Kreischer: Lucky
2025
as Self
TVIt's Florida, Man.
2024
as Roy the Guard
MovieThe Roast of Tom Brady
2024
as Self
TVDinner Time Live with David Chang
2024
as Self
TVAfter Midnight
2024
as Self
TVNew Year's Eve Live: Nashville's Big Bash
2023
as Self
MovieThe Improv: 60 and Still Standing
2023
as Self
TVDr Phil LIVE!
2023
as Self
MovieThe Machine
2023
as Bert
MovieThe Roast of Bert Kreischer
2023
as Self
MovieBert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle
2023
as Self
TVThe Jennifer Hudson Show
2022
as Self
TVLast Meals
2021
as Self
TVSnacked
2021
as Self
MovieAEW: Dynamite Awards
2021
as Himself
TVGo-Big Show
2021
as Self - Host
MovieBest of Stand-up 2020
2020
as Self
TVThe Cabin with Bert Kreischer
2020
as Self
TVThe Comedy Store
2020
as Self
MovieThis Is Stand-Up
2020
as Self
MovieBert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy
2020
as Self
Movie2 Bears 1 Cave: Live New Year's Eve
2020
as Himself
TVStraight Up Steve Austin
2019
as Self
TVLights Out with David Spade
2019
as Self - Panelist
TVSomething's Burning
2018
as Himself
MovieBert Kreischer: Secret Time
2018
as Himself
MovieEar Buds: The Podcasting Documentary
2016
as Self
MovieBert Kreischer: The Machine
2016
as Himself
TVBert Kreischer
2016
TVThe Loud House
2016
as Rip Hardcore (voice)
TVHot Ones
2015
as Self
TVLate Night with Seth Meyers
2014
as Self - Guest
TVTrip Flip
2012
as Self
TVGood Mythical Morning
2012
as Self
TVConan
2010
as Self
TVBert the Conqueror
2010
MovieSurviving the Holidays with Lewis Black
2009
as Self
MovieBert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb
2009
as Self
Cinderella Story
2008
TVReality Bites Back
2008
MovieJay Mohr: My Turn
2003
as Bum on Street
TVJimmy Kimmel Live!
2003
as Self
TVThe Shield
2002
as Alfred
TVNever Mind the Buzzcocks
2002
as Self
The X Show
1999
TVRaw
1993
Homecoming
as Bert
