Acting · Salford, Lancashire, England, UK · Born April 2, 1969
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
MovieNightborn
2026
as Jon's Father
MovieFackham Hall
2025
as Bill
TVSecret Life of the Auction House
2025
as Self - Narrator (voice)
TVCelebrity Puzzling
2025
as Self - Panellist
TVArt Detectives
2025
as William Titchfield
MovieThe People Before
2025
as Knotweed Man
TVThe 1970s: Those Were the Days
2024
as Self - Narrator
TVRicky, Sue & a Trip or Two
2024
as Self
TVThe Gentlemen
2024
as Frank
TVCaptivated
2024
as Geoff
MovieCaroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
2023
as Self
MovieThe Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
2023
as Self
TVBest Year Ever
2022
as Self - Actor
MovieRed Riding Hood: After Ever After
2022
as Plank
TVCelebrity Lingo
2022
as Self - Contestant
MovieHi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
2022
as Self
TVSister Boniface Mysteries
2022
as Leonard Monk
MovieLast Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
2022
as Self
TVDodger
2022
as Farmer Grundles
MovieLast Train to Christmas
2021
as Vic
TVThe Weakest Link
2021
as Self
MovieLes Dawson Lost Tapes
2021
as Self
MovieWetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
2021
as Narrator
TVPaul Sinha's TV Showdown
2021
as Self - Contestant
MovieCoronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
2020
as Self
MovieThe Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
2020
as Self
MovieThe Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
2020
as Self/Various Characters
TVDog Loves Books
2020
as Dog (voice)
TVMcDonald & Dodds
2020
as Jimmy Daly
MovieInside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
2019
as Narrator
TVBrassic
2019
as Colin Popov
Movie7 Up & Me
2019
as Self
MovieBeing Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
2019
as Himself
TVThis Time with Alan Partridge
2019
as Joe Beasley
TVThe People's Vet
2018
as Self - Narrator
TVCelebrity Catchphrase
2018
as Self
TVShane the Chef
2018
MovieInside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017
TVRichard Osman's House of Games
2017
as Self - Contestant
MovieDying Laughing
2017
as Self
MovieCaroline Aherne at the BBC
2016
as Self - Presenter
TVDara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016
as Self
MovieAlan Partridge's Scissored Isle
2016
as Kevin Ruddock
MovieGrimsby
2016
as Bob Tolliver
TVBargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
2016
as Self - Narrator
MovieBillionaire Boy
2016
as Len
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015
MovieNorthern Soul
2014
as Terry
TVAlan Davies: As Yet Untitled
2014
as Self
The Power of Darts
2013
as Narrator (voice)
MovieHelp Point
2013
as Stephen
TVThrough the Keyhole
2013
as Self
MovieDementamania
2013
TVTipping Point: Lucky Stars
2013
as Self - Contestant
TVStrange Hill High
2013
as Various (voice)
TVThe Job Lot
2013
as Kevin
TVCatchphrase
2013
TVPlebs
2013
as Mr. Adolphus
TVThe Mimic
2013
as Nigel Lord
MoviePulp
2013
as Dave Burns
TVObsessive Compulsive Cleaners
2013
as Self - Narrator
TVFather Brown
2013
as John Banks
MovieUncle Wormsley's Christmas
2012
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
BBC Comedy Feeds
2012
as Steve
MovieEvidently... John Cooper Clarke
2012
as Himself
TVThe Chase: Celebrity Special
2011
as Self
TVDeath in Paradise
2011
as DCI Chris Ricketts
TVCelebrity Antiques Road Trip
2011
as Self - Participant
TVSooty
2011
as The Boss
TVThe Jonathan Ross Show
2011
as Self
TVThe Lock Up
2011
as Narrator
MovieThe Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
2010
as Self
MovieThe Road to Coronation Street
2010
as Harry Kershaw
Heads or Tails
2009
as Self - Contestant
TVBig Top
2009
as Geoff
MoviePeter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
2009
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
TVAngela and Friends
2009
MovieInkheart
2008
as Darius
TVCelebrity Juice
2008
as Self
TVAll Star Mr & Mrs
2008
TVAlan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
2008
as Self
MovieSgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
2007
as Self - Narrator (voice)
TVKingdom
2007
as Nigel Pearson
TVMobile
2007
as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
TVEngineering the World Rally
2007
as Himself - Narrator
TVSkins
2007
as Sam Brooks
TVGhosthunting With...
2006
TVNew Street Law
2006
as Charlie Darling
TVWaterloo Road
2006
as Nelson Smith
MovieThe Dealer
2006
as Bat
MovieWallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005
as Mr. Windfall (voice)
TV8 Out of 10 Cats
2005
as Self
TVMonkey Trousers
2005
TVBlackpool
2004
MovieFat Slags
2004
as Foreman
TVCelebrity Mastermind
2003
MovieAppointment with Dr. Terrible
2003
as Interviewee – Actor
The Terry and Gaby Show
2003
TVComic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
TVAnt & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
2002
as Self
Movie24 Hour Party People
2002
as Charles
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
2002
as Self
Station Jim
2001
as Harold
MovieDog Eat Dog
2001
as Football Coach
TVDr Terrible's House of Horrible
2001
as Sir Donald Tyburn
TVMurder in Mind
2001
as Alan Squires
TVBill and Ben
2001
as Bill (voice)
MovieBorn Romantic
2000
as First Cab Driver
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000
MovieThe Flint Street Nativity
1999
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
MovieSuit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
1999
as Self
It's Only TV But I Like It
1999
as Self
MovieYou Are Here
1998
as Peter Keggy
MovieThe Fast Show Live
1998
MovieTed & Ralph
1998
as Vicar
TVCold Feet
1998
as Pete Gifford
MovieUp 'n' Under
1998
as Stan
TVRoger Roger
1998
as Barry
MovieThe Man Who Knew Too Little
1997
as Dimitri
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
1997
as Mr. Loughborough
TVMidsomer Murders
1997
as Cooper Steinem
TVPond Life
1996
TVNever Mind the Buzzcocks
1996
as Self - Panellist
MovieRoger Roger
1996
as Barry
MovieVIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
Saturday Live
1996
as Cabbie
TVSilent Witness
1996
as DI Warren Bull
TVCoogan's Run
1995
as Fat Bob
TVCrapston Villas
1995
TVThe World of Lee Evans
1995
as Customer
Dangerous Lady
1995
TVFist of Fun
1995
as Pied Piper of Hamelin
MovieThe Young Poisoner's Handbook
1995
as Nathan
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
1994
as Fat Bob
TVReady, Steady, Cook
1994
as Self - Guest
TVThe Fast Show
1994
as Various Characters
TVKnowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
1994
as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
MovieSmashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
1994
as Simon Joke
TVPie in the Sky
1994
as Andrew Vernon
TVThe Day Today
1994
as Treasurer
MovieSteve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
1994
as Bernard Right On/Various
MoviePaul Calf's Video Diary
1993
as Fat Bob
TVShooting Stars
1993
as Self
Harry
1993
as Royo
TVThe Dead Good Show
1992
as Various
MovieThe Weekenders
1992
as Policeman 1
Blue Heaven
1992
as Waiter 2
TVMen Behaving Badly
1992
as Ken
TVMurder Most Horrid
1991
as Daniel Hoffmeyer
TVPaul Merton: The Series
1991
TVSoldier Soldier
1991
as Sgt Dunn
TVThe Word
1990
TVThis Morning
1988
as Self
TVTop of the Pops
1964
as Self - Host
TVSally Lindsay's Quiz Night
as Self - Team Captain
TVLegends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
as Bernard Righton
