June 29, 2020 · 6 min
When I was your age, television was called books.
June 30, 2020 · 6 min
I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.
July 1, 2020 · 6 min
I don’t mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on that right hand of yours?
July 2, 2020 · 6 min
Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.
July 3, 2020 · 6 min
Anyone who says differently, is selling something.
July 6, 2020 · 6 min
I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.
July 7, 2020 · 6 min
I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.
July 8, 2020 · 6 min
Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end? Somebody’s got to do it!
July 9, 2020 · 6 min
Mawidge… Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.
July 10, 2020 · 6 min
Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.
