November 4, 2022 · 22 min
When Mayan deals with a difficult client at work, George teaches her how to handle her the Lopez way.
November 11, 2022 · 22 min
George believes he can fix Mayan’s anxiety by building her a special Lopez security system built with items from the Dollar Store.
November 18, 2022 · 22 min
Mayan lies about speaking Spanish to be seen as a real Lopez in George's eyes, but the results are no bueno. Rosie attempts to teach a stubborn Chance Spanish.
December 2, 2022 · 22 min
On Chance's birthday, George throws a party, and Rosie's sisters throw shade.
December 9, 2022 · 22 min
Mayan discovers Rosie has spent years secretly blaming George for parenting mistakes she made. George coaches Chance's T-ball team to always play fair... unless you're losing.
December 16, 2022 · 22 min
To get Mayan's divorced parents to spend Nochebuena together, she must convince Rosie to hand in her Christmas crown and George to give up the thing he loves most: beer.
January 6, 2023 · 22 min
When the Lopez home is disturbed by an evil spirit, the family enlists a curandero who tells them the house isn’t haunted, it’s George! The ghost of his grandmother is hell-bent on righting a past wrong and will keep throwing chanclas at his big head until he does it.
January 13, 2023 · 22 min
When Mayan becomes the brand ambassador for a human-grade dog food, George struggles to say he's proud of her for eating it. When Chance stops using his dad's last name at school, Quinten worries he's embarrassed of him.
January 20, 2023 · 22 min
When Quinten's perfect dad, Sam, comes into town, George tries to prove to the family that Sam is as much of a dirtbag as he is.
February 3, 2023 · 22 min
When Quinten joins George's fantasy baseball league, he hits a home run with the guys but strikes out with Mayan. Chance finds out Rosie's using him in her insurance ads and turns into a total diva.
February 10, 2023 · 22 min
When George starts a prank war with a neighborhood rival, Mayan is torn between loyalty to the Lopez way and her desire to preserve a new friendship. Chance discovers the thrill of forbidden love.
February 17, 2023 · 22 min
Mayan and George disagree about how to handle a lucrative business opportunity. Rosie's ethics are put to the test in the kitchen.
March 3, 2023 · 22 min
George shows he is a less-than-perfect babysitter when he loses Chance at a discount department store. Quinten discovers Mayan's been holding out on him.
March 10, 2023 · 22 min
George believes all of Mayan's problems can be solved by taking a second job, while Mayan thinks her parents work too hard. Oscar and Momo compete for the title of George's best friend.
March 17, 2023 · 22 min
When her primos visit, Mayan and Quinten get a taste of what life could have been like had they made different choices. Rosie enlists the help of Oscar to help sell life insurance policies to her machista Latinx male clients.
March 24, 2023 · 22 min
When a visiting veterinarian takes an interest in Mayan, she worries that she might be destined to repeat the Lopez legacy of cheating, dating all the way back to her Aztec ancestor Tonto Tecate-Can.
March 31, 2023 · 22 min
When Churro the chihuahua turns 15, the Lopezes throw her a Quinceanera that quickly goes to the dogs. Quinten tries to help Oscar find his soul mate or, at the very least, a date.
April 7, 2023 · 22 min
When Chance gets into a fight at school, George and Rosie blame Mayan and Quinten's loosey-goosey parenting. Rosie tries therapy and is surprised to learn the source of her problems isn't George.
April 21, 2023 · 22 min
When Mayan's ex-Godfather, Don, returns to town, she's afraid he'll drag George back into a life of drinking, gambling, and womanizing. But just when Mayan's ready to send Don packing, he makes her an offer she can't refuse.
April 25, 2023 · 22 min
There's no order in the court when George and Rosie ask a TV judge to resolve their dispute. Mayan and Quinten enroll Chance in Folklorico dance classes.
May 2, 2023 · 22 min
An old grudge reaches a boiling point when George is forced to work with a longtime business rival. Mayan gets crabby when a stay-at-home mom makes her feel like a bad parent.
May 9, 2023 · 22 min
George hits the bottle as Mayan hits her limit with his behavior. Rosie is drunk with jealousy when Chance announces George is his hero.
