April 16, 2009 · 30 min
A pirate captain worries about an early bedtime and the four King Georges form a boyband.
April 23, 2009 · 30 min
A Stone Age doctor tries to help a modern patient and a Pharaoh invents the pyramid.
April 30, 2009 · 30 min
A Roman emperor finds a nasty alternative to candles, and an Egyptian tries to save money.
May 7, 2009 · 30 min
The Tudors sing their family history, Bob explains the complete history of Rome in two minutes, and a mad Victorian gentleman eats King Louis XIV's mummified heart.
May 14, 2009 · 30 min
A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and there are some disgusting beauty tips from Ancient Egypt.
May 21, 2009 · 30 min
An evil Greek god appears on a daytime chat show, a rich Georgian swaps his wife with a peasant, and we meet some weird medieval monsters.
May 28, 2009 · 30 min
There is a terrible smell in the Houses of Parliament, Cinderella struggles with the Blitz, and Helen of Troy reveals her complicated love life.
June 4, 2009 · 30 min
The Saxons exchange disgusting Christmas presents, a caveman goes on a TV cookery show, and we discover the bizarre causes of the First World War.
June 11, 2009 · 30 min
A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague, and Thumbelina drowns unpleasantly.
June 18, 2009 · 30 min
HHTV News reports live from the Battle of Thermopylae, Celt housewives find decorative uses for severed heads, and we learn the revolting truth about Roman toilets.
June 25, 2009 · 30 min
Queen Victoria learns that her British comforts are not very British, a Viking warrior won't stop talking in rhyme, and on 'Axe Factor', the contestants try to become executioners.
July 2, 2009 · 30 min
A Victorian teacher is confused by her pupils' bizarre names, the Romans run out of animals to execute, and Queen Victoria advertises her exercise DVD.
July 9, 2009 · 30 min
A lazy aristocrat invents the sandwich, the Romans host their own revolting cookery show and William Shakespeare is haunted by the ghost of King Richard III.
