January 5, 2017 · 3 min
What are the Pros and Cons of this falcon?
January 12, 2017 · 4 min
Patti ponders, is this animal a dog or a snake?
January 19, 2017 · 4 min
How much will this monkey shit on camera?
January 26, 2017 · 4 min
Will this Armadillo come out & fight Patti?
February 2, 2017 · 3 min
Cutest fox in the whole world VS. Patti the human
February 10, 2017 · 3 min
Reuniting Patti with her mom AKA this Snowy Owl but all they do is recite all 7 Mystic Pizza films?
February 24, 2017 · 5 min
What does Patti teach this dumb bird to say?
March 2, 2017 · 5 min
This Alligator feels like a gross ass foot!
March 9, 2017 · 5 min
This Flamingo has TOO MUCH DANDRUFF
March 17, 2017 · 6 min
Cursed rat is supposedly only "one" animal, okay Nick.
March 23, 2017 · 4 min
Nick tells racist jokes & this bird with a knife for a mouth laughs at Patti just like her mom.
March 30, 2017 · 5 min
Patti interviews Splash, the cocaine rat, they get along swimmingly despite Nick's attempts to condescend.
April 6, 2017 · 3 min
Wait Nick I have a pouch, am I a marsupial?
