March 4, 1983
Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.
March 11, 1983
Baker and Valentine are disciplined for on-base gambling.
March 18, 1983
Baker and Valentine plot to use the base's computer as a computer dating service.
March 25, 1983
Baker and Valentine get caught renting Army equipment to a nudist colony.
April 1, 1983
Colonel Clapp's new automated security system is sabotaged.
April 8, 1983
Baker pretends to be sick in order to be looked at by a pretty doctor.
April 15, 1983
Baker and Valentine rent the chapel to a couple wanting a military wedding.
April 22, 1983
Corporal Grey bets Major Hawkins that there has been a American female war hero.
April 29, 1983
After one insult too many, the soldiers get revenge on Major Hawkins by stealing his secret laser device.
May 13, 1983 · 30 min
Baker plans a romantic evening with Lola, but is ordered on a mission.
May 20, 1983
The soldier force Corporal Wessel to help them break up a gambling ring at the saloon.
May 27, 1983
A Texas state police officer comes to the base believing that Valentine is seeing his girlfriend.
June 3, 1983
A Russian spy is working at Tar Creek and the Pentagon thinks one of the soldiers is providing her with information.
June 10, 1983
A former All-American football player arrives at tar Creek and Colonel Clapp wants to play him against Navy.
