October 4, 2002 · 30 min
October 11, 2002 · 30 min
When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.
October 18, 2002 · 30 min
Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
October 25, 2002 · 30 min
Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
October 31, 2002 · 30 min
Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
November 8, 2002 · 30 min
Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
November 15, 2002 · 30 min
Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.
November 22, 2002 · 30 min
Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
November 29, 2002 · 30 min
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Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
December 13, 2002 · 30 min
Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
December 20, 2002 · 30 min
Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
December 27, 2002 · 30 min
January 3, 2003 · 30 min
