
September 16, 2003 · 30 min
Vicky Pollard is in trouble with her teacher, while Emily Howard visits a pub and finds an admirer.

September 23, 2003 · 30 min
Daffyd is astounded to discover that someone else has bought his copy of Gay Times.

September 30, 2003 · 30 min
Lou and Andy visit the seaside, and there is a new member at Fat Fighters.

October 7, 2003 · 30 min
Dafydd is in denial at the hairdressers while Vicky appears in court.

October 14, 2003 · 30 min
Andy wants a snake, and unscrupulous hypnotist Kenny Craig has some videos for sale.

October 21, 2003 · 30 min
There is good news for Dennis, and Marjorie Dawes bumps into Paul while out shopping.

October 28, 2003 · 30 min
Vicky Pollard tells her social worker that she has swapped her baby for a Westlife CD.

November 4, 2003 · 30 min
Sebastian helps with an important visit from the Italian Prime Minister, and Vicky Pollard goes back to school.