October 15, 2010
Next time Campbell calls, let it go to voicemail.
October 20, 2010
One day we'll live in a world where carjackers and cowboys can live in harmony.
October 20, 2010
If you've got projectiles, flaunt it.
October 22, 2010
He's just like all the other henchman. Don't treat him any differently.
October 26, 2010
There's only one way to open a DK barrel: The wrong way.
October 27, 2010
It's all fun and games until someone gets their spine ripped out.
November 2, 2010
I guess that's why she's "Ms." PacMan.
November 3, 2010
Those fighting green monsters are real sticklers about parking violations.
November 5, 2010
Love is gross.
November 9, 2010
Studying is for humans.
November 10, 2010
Peach is gonna hit them with a turnip. Or a lawsuit.
November 18, 2010
She's got some ghosts in her closet.
November 18, 2010
He's been hit by, he's been struck by hypocritical criminals.
November 19, 2010
Sometimes you need to walk a mile with someone else in your stomach.
November 23, 2010
November 24, 2010
Sonic's only weakness is motion sickness.
November 30, 2010
It's better to blow up than to fade away.
December 3, 2010
They're cool, but rude. And low on health.
December 10, 2010
They're not going to let a little thing like a zombie apocalypse get them down.
December 10, 2010
They're killing two birds with one slingshot.
December 13, 2010
They've doomed the world to a future of mushroom cuts and N' Sync.
December 14, 2010
All it takes is one rogue banana.
December 27, 2010
Even minions get their fifteen seconds of stardom.
December 28, 2010
He's got a fiery temper.
December 28, 2010
The only thing more precious than gold rings: Oxygen.
December 29, 2010
Swordsmen don't like to be burdened by unnecessary items. Like swords.
December 30, 2010
Mario's been a hero for a long time. He's been a jerk even longer.
