July 15, 2012 · 3 min
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
August 26, 2012 · 3 min
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
September 16, 2012 · 3 min
Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.
November 11, 2012 · 3 min
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
November 25, 2012 · 3 min
The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.
December 9, 2012 · 3 min
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
December 30, 2012 · 3 min
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
January 13, 2013 · 3 min
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
January 27, 2013 · 3 min
The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
February 10, 2013 · 3 min
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.
February 24, 2013 · 3 min
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
March 10, 2013 · 3 min
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
April 11, 2013 · 3 min
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
April 25, 2013 · 4 min
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
May 6, 2013 · 4 min
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.
