January 8, 2018 · 23 min
Employees are reminded to please be on time for the War and Terror.
January 8, 2018 · 22 min
Use of interoffice messaging services for booty calls is strictly prohibited.
January 8, 2018 · 22 min
Office holiday celebrations must conform to proper standards of sensitivity.
January 8, 2018 · 22 min
Office computers are for national security purposes only, not for stalking Tinder dates.
January 8, 2018 · 20 min
Analysts are reminded that their professional skills are not necessarily useful for solving personal matters.
January 8, 2018 · 22 min
Employees are advised to refrain from doing the jobs of other government agencies.
January 8, 2018 · 21 min
Visitors to secure facilities should be closely monitored at all times.
January 8, 2018 · 23 min
Performance reviews will be based on job-related accomplishments and political realities.
