March 18, 2009 · 22 min
Ted Crisp works at Veridian Technologies in the research and development department and loves his job. However, Ted is taken aback when he learns the company has cryogenically frozen one of the scientists in his department.
March 25, 2009 · 21 min
Due to Phil's after effects from the cryogenic experiment, Ted tries to get him to sign a waiver to protect Veridian from possible future litigation. Elsewhere, Phil and Lem try to create beef despite having no meat in the lab.
April 1, 2009 · 21 min
When Ted's nanny calls in sick, he is forced to take his daughter Rose to work where Veronica bonds with her. Meanwhile, Ted learns where he stands with Linda when her ex-boyfriend arrives in town.
April 8, 2009 · 22 min
Ted discovers Veridian has a problem when their new motion detection system proves unable to recognize black people.
April 15, 2009 · 22 min
Linda is given an experimental drug that has some unusual side effects.
April 22, 2009 · 22 min
Ted inadvertently deletes himself from Veridian's system when he tries to fix his employee ID, and, as the lab falls into chaos, his peers try to remedy the situation.
May 5, 2009 · 22 min
After a survey reveals that the staff is unhappy, Veronica tries to improve their morale.
June 23, 2009 · 22 min
Lem and Phil reluctantly invite Ted to their Medieval Fight Club. Linda tries to befriend Veronica.
June 30, 2009 · 22 min
When Veronica, Linda, and Ted end up having to share offices, tensions grow between them.
July 14, 2009 · 21 min
Veridian blames Linda for a perfume with unexpected side effects, and friends fall out when they're forced to testify.
July 21, 2009 · 22 min
A shocking piece of news impacts the rivalry between Veronica and her father, who is the CEO of another big company. Elsewhere, Ted thinks Phil and Lem's potential cure for baldness will impress his hard-to-please dad.
August 11, 2009 · 21 min
Ted creates a phony project for Linda after she hears that Veridian is going green, which becomes problematic when other staffers want to join the cause.
August 11, 2009 · 22 min
The team learns a shocking secret about Veronica when an invention goes awry. Meanwhile, Linda tries to set up Ted with another woman.
