April 10, 2024 · 3 min
Do you have what it takes to make a fortune by leasing an underground paradise? This exclusive insider's guide contains tips and tricks that will have you hitting the jackpot lickety-split. Watch all these Vault-Tec licensed videos and delve into the core of vocational advancement.
April 10, 2024 · 3 min
Only elite sellers may view this exciting codex for a career explosion! Discover stratospheric profits by coddling the customer as a Vault-Tec seller who "nos" that nobody gets rich on "nos." Excite and delight every customer who is right (all of them) and earn a chance to outperform your peers, leaving them behind forever as you receive wealth imminently.
April 18, 2024 · 3 min
You've earned your place in the Vault-Tec Family. Now storm the gates of your own home and duke it out with elite challenges 24/7 in an office so grand you'll never want to leave. Peak performance is a family value, and mouthwatering perks await as you meet or exceed Vault-Tec Family targets.
May 4, 2024 · 3 min
Ready for a reward? Marvel at the mineral diversity of Coswald, Vault-Tec corporate convention site and Q2 mandatory travel vacation! Miles of deceptively uninteresting-seeming flat land masks $40–60B** of extraction value** according to a Vault-Tec endorsed dysprosium certification body counteracting corruption through “transparency!” Luckily none of this affects the hotels which are still great.
May 16, 2024 · 3 min
You're outperforming everyone, and it shows: all your peers have been laid off! Now you're rubbing shoulders with the big dogs and walking them when requested. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed, and you will be monitored as such. Do not allow computers to detect any break in embodying Vault-Tec's preferred values of loyalty, compliance and attendance for a future brighter than a mushroom cloud!
May 31, 2024 · 3 min
Admire the view without family or friends to distract from your key responsibilities of embodying stability and lording remotely. No mountains left to scale yet you're ravenous as the day you began your senseless climb up the ladder. Your face is smeared with viscera of your enemies and your hands are sticky with the sugary saps of profit so your staff now handle all paperwork. You are one of one.
May 31, 2024 · 2 min
You are a rising talent full of harvestable optimism and crippling debt with no time to climb the rungs of vocational training and earned experience. Speed skate up the slopes of success with our new experimental Bud's Buds Young Graduating Scholars Rotational Internship Program [pending legal review]. Metadata terms: Glory, hustle, major, desperate, flashy, pliant, craven, greedy, winning!
June 18, 2024 · 3 min
Todd Howard and Bethesda Game Studios waited over 25 years to find someone with the ‘Profile’ to bring their iconic universe to life.
July 8, 2025 · 3 min
Blu-ray special feature on the sound design of season one.
December 16, 2025 · 3 min
Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
December 16, 2025 · 3 min
Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
December 24, 2025 · 3 min
Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
December 31, 2025 · 2 min
Global catastrophe is likely. Congratulations: RobCo has acquired your service provider and/or operator. Prosperity is guaranteed via Robert House's precise reality modeling, guaranteeing optimized outcomes for all "family" subsidiaries and contractors. remain still and welcome to your new family.
December 31, 2025 · 3 min
Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
January 7, 2026 · 2 min
Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
January 7, 2026 · 2 min
International relations are crumbling but your wearables are up-to-date. Enjoy unrivaled "network effects" and automatic behavioral upgrades thanks to machine intellect and gestural feedback learning with all privacy options declined and maximum intra-RobCo community data broadcasting.
January 14, 2026 · 2 min
Robert House reality models prove availability of sizzling hot deals during global crises. Now is the optimal time to order the new Mister Handy with 4x gyroscopic handpower before international trade breaks down completely. It pays for itself assuming you operate a factory.
January 14, 2026 · 3 min
Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
January 21, 2026 · 2 min
RobCo knows things change fast. Come what may, Protectrons will be there, standing behind you, watching you, never sleeping. Take comfort! Protectrons have enough personality to replace 99% of humanity. All they need is a purchaser. Stop worrying.
January 21, 2026 · 3 min
Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
January 27, 2026 · 2 min
Global conflict is certain, and correct outcomes are guaranteed only by purchasing RobCo hardware on schedule. Help Robert House execute his plan using his products as instructed. Keep all profiles linked. Improper use voids warranties and could lead to irretrievable destruction of humanity. Make payment now.
January 27, 2026 · 3 min
Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
February 3, 2026 · 3 min
Live from the Wasteland, it's (Jon Daly) Snake Oil Salesman! And (acquaintances) friends!
February 3, 2026 · 2 min
Total collapse is imminent, the only rational outcome is to bet on the sure winner. At Robert House's apocalypse-proof Lucky 38, everyone gets lucky, because the House always wins. Follow the bright light to a beacon of hope, the jewel of the desert, and take immediate cover if air raid siren is heard.
