November 3, 2002 · 22 min
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
November 10, 2002 · 22 min
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
November 17, 2002 · 22 min
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
November 24, 2002 · 22 min
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
December 1, 2002 · 22 min
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
December 8, 2002 · 22 min
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
December 15, 2002 · 22 min
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
January 5, 2003 · 22 min
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
January 12, 2003 · 22 min
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
January 12, 2003 · 22 min
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
February 2, 2003 · 22 min
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
February 9, 2003 · 22 min
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
February 16, 2003 · 22 min
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
March 2, 2003 · 22 min
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
March 9, 2003 · 22 min
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
March 16, 2003 · 22 min
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
March 30, 2003 · 22 min
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
April 13, 2003 · 22 min
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
April 27, 2003 · 22 min
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
May 4, 2003 · 22 min
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
May 11, 2003 · 22 min
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
May 18, 2003 · 22 min
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
May 18, 2003 · 22 min
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
